I can truly say that I know a lot of people. Now, I’m not a name dropper but I must say that even I was impressed that I was able to meet the best known Sith Lord, (although recently voted the worst Sith Lord according to a recent survey) Darth Vader.
Darth not being a person who likes small talk quickly asked me what I do and when I told him he asked me to come to the Dark Side. Here’s was the brief exchange we had on the Elevator… Yes… he rides an elevator. He also puts on his Darth Vader suit one leg at a time…
Me – Hey… Darth Vader… How are you? I heard you were working in EB-5 and regional center investments. How is that going?
Darth – When I left you I was but the learner. Now I am the master…
Me – Oh… c’mon now… you know I work with FranVest and you know I feel strongly about how our product is certainly a strong option for EB-5 Investors. Our product also has the power of The Force…
Darth – Don’t make me destroy you. You do not yet realize your importance. You have only begun to discover your power. Join me, and I will complete your training. With our combined strength, we can end this destructive conflict and bring order to the galaxy.
Me – Geeze Darth, isn’t that a little harsh? I mean there is certainly enough room for both us. I’m sure the Empire and their Regional Centers can co-exist with Franvest’s Proprietary Managed Franchise Direct Investment.
Darth – Give yourself to the Dark Side
Me – Seriously Mr. Vader… aren’t you ever “Off Work”? Besides, I’m very proud of what we are doing for our immigrant investors. Good things are happening here.
Darth – Impressive. Most impressive. Obi-Wan has taught you well. You have controlled your fear. Now, release your anger. Only your hatred can destroy me
Me – Darth… dude… I seriously don’t know Obi-Wan. I’m not going to get into an argument with you. I’m taking the high road. Besides, you know which EB-5 program is better. I’m not going to join you!
Darth – If you only knew the power of the Regional Center.. er um… Dark Side. Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.
Me – What… my father? What about him?
Darth – Peter… I… am your Father…
Me – Well you’ve taken this to a strange place there… I think I’ll get off at the next floor
So… true story right there… Moral of the story, use the Force when choosing an EB-5 program.
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About Peter Sorensen and FranVest Management
Peter is a Global Business Development Director for FranVest Management. FranVest Management is America’s only complete EB-5 franchise investment and management solution. The EB-5 Immigration Program is a complicated, bureaucratic, and highly-regulated process that is difficult to manage. However, with the right organization on your side, the benefits can far outweigh the risks. Our team of franchise and financial professionals has the knowledge, the experience, and the technology needed to successfully navigate this complicated program.
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